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Greetums are all about expressing yourself, connecting with those who matter to you, and celebrating the occasions of a happy life. Browse our collections. Read about our wonderful eCards. Click on the thumbnails that make you smile. Watch all of our video greeting cards. Enjoy!


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Featured Greetums
Birthday Prediction
Read them their future with this funny birthday greeting card.
Read them their future with this funny birthday greeting card.
The Love Goddess
The Love Goddess says Valentines from your girlfriends count.
The Love Goddess says Valentines from your girlfriends count.
Many Thanks
How do you thank them? With many thanks of course.
How do you thank them? With many thanks of course.
A Very Special Day
This funny birthday song will fill their special day with smiles.
This funny birthday song will fill their special day with smiles.
Happy Burps
Send them a birthday greeting they won't forget!
Send them a birthday greeting they won't forget!
Birthday Dance
Mesmerize them with this funny birthday song.
Mesmerize them with this funny birthday song.
The Birthday Zone
They've entered another space and time. It's their birthday!
They've entered another space and time. It's their birthday!
Naked
Cupid has his hands full on Valentine's Day in this funny animated cartoon.
Cupid has his hands full on Valentine's Day in this funny animated cartoon.

Newest Greetums
I'm a Mouse
This is what happens to you if you eat too much cheese!
This is what happens to you if you eat too much cheese!
Dude!
Sometimes one word says it all!
Sometimes one word says it all!
Hot Chick
Seduction or succulent? Or both?!
Seduction or succulent? Or both?!
Secret Admirer
Our deepest loves are sometimes just beneath the surface.
Our deepest loves are sometimes just beneath the surface.